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  1. Someone asked me what I do since I retired…. Do I have a job?

    I replied, “I am my wife’s sexual advisor.”

    Somewhat shocked, they said, „I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?”

    „Very simple. My wife told me that when she wants my

    fucking advice, she’ll ask me for it.”

  2. A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit the Middle East. Two million Muslims died And over a million were injured.

    Iraq and Iran are totally ruined and The governments don’t know where To start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

    The USA is sending troops to help.

    Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

    Latin American countries are sending supplies.

    New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

    The Asian continents are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the Infrastructure.

    Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.

    GREAT BRITAIN, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Muslims.

    God Bless GREAT BRITAIN….
    Damn those Brits are smart !!

  3. Fraza anului… spusa de castigatorul Premiului Nobel pentru medicina
    „In lumea actuala se investeste de cinci ori mai mult in medicamente pentru virilitatea masculina si silicoane pentru femei, decat in vindecarea bolii Alzheimer. Din aceasta cauza in cativa ani vom avea batrane cu bustul mare si batrani cu penisul tare. Dar niciunul nu-si va aduce aminte la ce servesc.”

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